Clunky Boobs

I was making pancakes for my boyfriend when the phone rang. As I spun around to answer it, the spatula knocked into the mixing bowl. The bowl tipped, and gooey pancake batter oozed off the counter, down the cabinet and onto the floor. My boyfriend threw his NASCAR magazine onto the kitchen table and shook his head.

“Nice goin’, bitch,” he said. “Now clean it up.”

He picked up the phone as it rang for the fifth time.

“What?” he said. That’s how he always answered the phone. No “hello,” no “hi,” just “what.” “Uh-huh….Sure, sounds fuckin’ great….Ha-ha….OK, see you there.” Read the rest of this entry »

The best weekend of my life. That”s the only way I can describe it. I mean, I hoped I”d get lucky while I was in Louisville for Rav and Lynne”s wedding, but I never expected to get this lucky. Who would have? I guess every once in a while, the planets come into alignment and these unexplainable things happen. And believe me, I”m NOT complaining.

I flew in on Thursday night, staying at Rav”s house that night but in a hotel for the rest of the weekend. The next morning, while Rav and Lynne would be taking care of last minute preparations, I would be picking people at the airport and getting them to the hotel. Rav picked me up at the airport and took me out for a few drinks before we went back to his place and turned in for the night. I was laying in the same bed in the same room I”d stayed in last time I”d visited him about a year and a half ago. It was a fun trip that ended in an unexpected fashion, which I recalled as I lay there. Read the rest of this entry »

I’ll never forget the day my husband came home to me. He is in the Army and had been in Korea for a year on a hardship tour. It was the most difficult time of my life. The whole time he was gone it was like a part of me was missing. In truth something was missing…my heart. We’ve been together for seven years now, married for three, and it seems that we are both halves of the same whole. I came alive again the moment I saw him walking through the airport terminal towards me. This was before the heightened security after the September 11th attacks, but since it was 11:30 at night, no one was allowed in the terminal. He had eyes only for me that night. As soon as he stepped through the gate I was in his arms, vowing never to let go again. He had to let go of me only to greet his family, but I was never more than an arms length away from him at any time. Most of the time at the airport was a blur, as was the ride home in the back of my father-in-law’s truck. I remember our hands wandering, but not being obvious because of his father in the front seat. Read the rest of this entry »

Sleepily I fit my key into the door of my motel room. I’ve been driving for 8 hours, and am aching for a bath, feeling a need to wash away the road dirt. Letting myself into the musty room, I toss my bag onto the nearest bed and look around. Simple furniture, two double beds, a small table with two chairs, the standard TV and honor bar. I walk to the window and find that it opens, drawing back the curtains to let some fresh air into the room.

My sundress feels plastered to my skin, and I think again about how nice a shower would feel, knowing it will still be another hour before you arrive. Grabbing up my bag, I enter the small bathroom. Pulling out soap and shampoo, I turn on the tap and run my fingers through the stream of water until its just the right temperature. My arms criss-cross in front of me, and I pull my dress up over my head. Bra and panties quickly land on top of the dress heaped on the floor. I let my hair down from its ponytail, and shake it out. Feeling the curly ends brushing my bare bottom, I shake my head gently because I like how it feels. Read the rest of this entry »

“Previously on Making Scents:

“OK, let me ask you this,” Tyson continued. “Do you really think you can discover a magical formula that will make people irresistible?”

“It’s the basic pheromone principle,” Donald explained. “We know how they work and they are very powerful in the animal world. If you can just find the correct scent for a person at the right intensity you should get a proportionate response.”

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“Are you sure you want to save yourself for Carol?” Tyson asked. “You said she has a boyfriend.” Read the rest of this entry »

They walked, fingers interlaced, through the state park where they’d met for lunch. It was a reasonable drive for each of them, which was good since they were still trying to decide what this whole thing would be about. Their meetings were filled with the tingle of newness and anticipation of passionate possibilities. Each young lover knew that there was much more to that other person than met the eye, although there was certainly nothing wrong with what met the eye.

The new pollen covered everything this time of year. The yellowness of it all clung to leaves and coated the ground. Animals, easy to spot from a distance, carried it in their fur. Looking back over the simple wooden bridge which they’d just traversed, he noticed that their footprints left holes in the powdery landscape, and he smiled to himself to note that his shoes were covered in the stuff already. Read the rest of this entry »

Kay became a secretary right out of high school. Her typing skills are incredible and she is an excellent listener. She is probably one of the few secretarial types around that still knows shorthand.

When Kay first started working, she worked for an independent contractor. When he retired, she went to work for the AB&L Company, the company her former boss did most of his work for. Her new boss, Chuck, was a pretty straight laced guy with a nice family made up of his wife and two young children. Read the rest of this entry »

We’ve been entertaining the idea of bringing a woman to bed with us. It’s something we’re both down with but I think I may enjoy it more. I’ve been with a few women over the years and each time was a disappointment, very unsatisfying. Some might say I’m picky when it comes to chicks, but I see it as not wasting anyone’s time. I’m not going to get with someone I’m not attracted to, and that goes for personality too, not just looks. I’d prefer it to be someone I trust rather than a stranger. Some of the reasons for that are; well the whole attraction thing, You’ve got to get to know a person before you can determine their personality. The other thing is the trust issue. I love and trust my man with all my heart and I know he wouldn’t stray but at the same time I don’t need anyone trying to lead him astray. That would just make the So anyways, with all that out of the way, let me get to my ideal fantasy regarding a threesome. Read the rest of this entry »

At seven Todd came back over with his girlfriend who was wearing her high school cheerleader uniform. Todd introduced her as Aimee.

“Hi.” she said ” Todd told me what you two did. I hope you don’t mind but I already licked all of your cum off Todd’s body and it tasted so good I can’t wait to taste it again.”

As soon as she said it my dick got as hard as a rock.

“I came straight from cheerleading practice so I didn’t have time to change, besides Todd loves it when I wear my cheerleader outfit and hope you do too.” cooed Aimee. Read the rest of this entry »

How lucky could I be? From time to time I was having some wonderful sex with a beautiful woman I had met awhile back. Mary and I often talked about the fantasies we had about sex and how we would like to act them out. One night I told her about a fantasy another woman, Megan, had told me. One that took phone sex one step further. She wanted to participate with Mary and me. By this she wanted to have phone sex with us while we did the real thing. The thought was pretty exciting to me and Mary was game. The problem was trying to get our schedules the same so we could do this. One night while talking to Megan I suggested that we go one even better. On her next trip to where I live, how about watching Mary and I have sex in front of her live. She could listen and talk to us but she had the added bonus of getting to watch. Megan really liked the idea and we soon made the arrangements to make it happen. Read the rest of this entry »